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I fucking hate squirrels!

Tue May 23, 2006, 8:31 PM
Death to the furry little shits! damn suicidal bastards! I was on my way to pay Trent a vist on my bike and not more than 80ft away from my house one ran out from under aparked car and tried to jump into my fucking spokes! so basically I turned to hard and ate shit....really bad....basically the damage is this three cuts to the chin, one fucked up pinky finger, one palm scraped to hell (took allot of layers off), my elbow got bruised to the bone, the forearm got bruised and scraped, my leg has 3 cuts, and finaly my shoulder got scraped real bad and is bruised as well. all this damage because of one rodent form hell......worst part of this is I feel like shit and I have to go to work tonight.....

~Clubs~


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:iconanimegirlmika:
Shit that sucks...Alex just ran over the squirrel when it did that to him when he was riding home from school...

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:iconsomeguy73:
Yea, I think next time that little squrrel is in for a nasty suprise when you don't give a shit about it being in your spokes.
:iconbakakame:
awww..squirrels are soooooo cute, you did a good thing by not running over and now you shall have goooood luck :heart:

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:iconsuketchiryu:
...do you realize the pain im going through right now......

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"That which does not kill us makes us stronger" -Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
:iconsuketchiryu:
damn right

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"That which does not kill us makes us stronger" -Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
:iconsuketchiryu:
......running over was not an option....seing how the bastard jumped at my spokes...

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"That which does not kill us makes us stronger" -Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
:iconbakakame:
you will heal

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:iconultimega:
looks like Conker gave YOU a bad fur day... sh*t man I hate that... I'm always scared of little animals being ran over when I'm in the car. *Another good reason I don't drive* Get a bottle or 4 of Neosporin... and Ibuprofen! please read: [link] Bikes... that sounds fun... when its not so hot.

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:iconsuketchiryu:
very slowly

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"That which does not kill us makes us stronger" -Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

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